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Green Lamp Theory

Touch grass? No — touch green lamps.
We don’t fix your skin, we fix your bag exposure.
Every session is like “one more candle bro”.

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Photolamp Mode

Lay down under the lamps and let the market decide your destiny.

Green → Red Law

Every green candle has a red brother lurking right behind it.

Candle Immunity

This isn’t financial advice — it's photobiomodulation or whatever.

Candle Therapy Console

FAQ

Is this safe?

As safe as staring at a green candle for too long.

Does it improve my portfolio?

It improves your ability to emotionally survive volatility.

Why lamps?

Because every trader secretly wants to bask under artificial hope.